Today I Weigh

Today I weigh the mass of my flesh and experience
Standing on a scale, sucking numbers from the dial
Calibrating abstractions for the seal in my belly
Who barks and delights in a fish-clap display.
Here are the numbers of my fat, of my bone
Of my gristle and hair, of my skin, marrow and juices -
So today I weigh:

164.6 Pounds
74.6 Kilograms
11.7 Stone
149 Artels
7.4 Yoctagrams
4.49 Dalton
1.751 Bags of Portland Cement
2736 Roman Uncias
23.5 Clove
0.164 Kip
80.6 Machnd
2.9 Truss
0.007 Vagon
80 Seer
2.9 Firkin
2 Indian Maund
7.61 Hyl
0.07 Fother
0.293 Candy
57,510 Scruples of Troy
746.6 Etto
4.496209739e-28 1998 Atomic Mass Units
0.0277 Chalder
0.15 Packen
48,008.3 Pennyweight
0.5 Tovar
149,322.6 Obolos
26151 Rebah
1.5 Zentner
1152200 Grain
4.18 Gigaelectronvolts
3.93161159e-26 Jupiters
288050 UK Carats
149.6 Hebrew Mina
0.42 Slinch
5.11 Slugs

Or One Keith


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15.9.06

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